Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: The "vibecession" is over?? 🔎 This seems important: Received $10k in crypto in '24? Straight to jail. 🤝 Partner: You can capitalize on current high interest rates — here’s how 🔪 Let's dissect this: Is this a joke? Or a stroke of genius? Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):Bear Market, Decentralized, Blockchain, Wallet. 💅 This is cool: The “Vibecession” Is Over?? (Here’s What That...
9 months ago • 6 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: 5% of VanEck's Bitcoin ETF profits going to BTC developers 🔎 This seems important: A solid sign we'll have a BTC ETF by Weds 🤝 Partner: You can capitalize on current high interest rates — here’s how. 🔪 Let's dissect this: If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em. Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):Decentralization, Self Custody. 💅 This is cool: 5% of Bitcoin ETF Profits? That’s Cool! But...
9 months ago • 5 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: 4.2 Billion new Web3 users? Sure, why not. 🔎 This seems important: Bitcoin is beating Ethereum at its own game. 🤝 Partner: You can capitalize on current high interest rates — here’s how. 🔪 Let's dissect this: Send this to your dad. Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):Web3, Wallet, NFT, Liquid. 💅 This is cool: 4.2 Billion New Web3 Users? Sure, Why Not. In one sentence: Visa Card is...
9 months ago • 7 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: The Good News Catalogue (Pt. 3) 🔎 This seems important: Ooft! Everything crashed. Here's why... 🤝 Partner: This painting sold for $8 million and everyday investors profited 🔪 Let's dissect this: Mars Bars and Crypto Tokens Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):Bear Market, Bull Market, Stablecoin, Web3, Blockchain, Decentralized, Protocol, Layer 2. 💅 This is cool: The Good News...
9 months ago • 6 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: Buy stocks → own Web3 companies 🔎 This seems important: Web2 telecom beaten at its own game 🤝 Partner: We made merch! 🔪 Let's dissect this: Is a PayPal stablecoin a good, or bad idea? Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):Web3, Wallet, DeFi, Decentralized, Blockchain, Self-Custody Wallet, NFTs, Stablecoins. 💅 This is cool: Buy Stocks → Own Web3 Companies In one sentence: Publicly...
10 months ago • 5 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: The rush to create ‘Web3’s Pokemon’ 🔎 This seems important: Bitcoin pumped (again) here's why... 🤝 Partner: We're up 280 Big Macs right now 🍔 🔪 Let's dissect this: Damn, Terra LUNA is up 10,000% this year?? Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):NFT, Web2/3, Blockchains, Bear Market, Stablecoin, Bull Market. 💅 This is cool: The Rush To Create ‘Web3’s Pokemon’ Continues... In one...
10 months ago • 6 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: 'Learn to Earn' is a thing now? 🔎 This seems important: BTC cracks $39.5k, ETH back to pre-FTX levels 🤝 Partner: We're up 280 Big Macs right now 🍔 🔪 Let's dissect this: The SEC just copy-pasted this lawsuit (?) Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):Web3, DeFi, Decentralized. 💅 This is cool: 'Learn to Earn' is a Thing Now? In one sentence: BitDegree have just launched a Web3...
10 months ago • 5 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: Web3 games are about to get easier to build n' play! 🔎 This seems important: Ronaldo is getting sued for promoting Binance. 🤝 Partner: 🎉 CryptoPunks back in the spotlight. 🔪 Let's dissect this: Crypto (advertising) is back, baby! Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):NFTs 💅 This is cool: Web3 Games Are About To Become a Whole Lot Easier To Build and Play! In one sentence: 'Builder' (a...
10 months ago • 4 min read
Sup, nerds! Here’s what you’re getting in today’s edition: 💅 This is cool: @Forbes, you sure you wanna do that? 🔎 This seems important: 'DoorDash, but for Bitcoin NFTs' 🤝 Partner: 🎉 CryptoPunks back in the spotlight 🔪 Let's dissect this: What the hell are Whale Games? Terms used in this edition (click for an explanation, or ask Web(GPT)3!):Blockchain, NFTs, Ordinals, Wallet, Gas Fees. 💅 This is cool: Forbes Immortalizes Its ‘Under 30’ List on the Blockchain (@Forbes, You Sure You Wanna Do...
10 months ago • 4 min read